Is that what Tony's supposed to be right now? He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? Y' guys'r all awes'm, he says, happy. What? Oh yeaaah. We're starting. "I'll explain later" Peter said. Aha! Tony says, excited and gleeful. How his teammates were able to bring so many flasks with them unnoticed, he had no idea. It made that particular shade of blue safe in Clint's mind again. Cliiiiiint, Tony whines and elbows him in the side. An angry voice cried out. But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. Right?. He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. Everyone stared at Peter for a solid five seconds. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. as well as What, you think I'd voluntarily talk to you about this? Peter said. After missions, when they need to get rid of some excess adrenaline and energy. Sex isn't very important to me. But Steve smiles and nods, still looking sad but not too much. "Language!" While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. L'oreal? Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? I am wounded that you would think something that awful of me, Agent Romanoff. Tony snorts. Nope, Clint says. Uncle Steve mocks himself and we all laugh. Which is pretty often. Would make sense., Huh? Steve looks between them. I have an ally! The tension settles in like it plans to stay, but of course, Tony won't stand for that. I don't have a lot of previous experience, Stark, but no. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. It's a totally valid question!. It's Tony's turn so he said "never have I ever been drunk" Taking a shot. Clint blinks at the guy, who looks completely serious and still sour. Every agent of HYDRA is acquainted with pain of some sort. Nice. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. Please proceed!. You peed on his suit? Steve asks, and sounds half gleeful and half scandalized. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Man, Clint loves it when the Captain goes all 'shouldn't approve of this but I do' on them. Or maybe Clint kisses him. That I made with my own two hands?!. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. Right! Pietro and I needed food before we joined Hydra. The room was silent for a moment and few flinched when Tony flipped the coffee table. "When did it happen?". Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. It Multi-fandom oneshots. Natasha's mouth quirks upwards in what, on a lesser person's face, would constitute as a fond smile. Mwuh, Clint says and stretches his legs, but doesn't move. Weakling, she mutters in Russian and Clint grimaces. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. Would he say yes or no? or even 'I don't want to play, I will just watch' but Ned had looked at him with puppy eyes to rival his own and he had just sighed and wished all questions would be stupid and he didn't have to reveal some weird shit here. Awwww, so cute, Tony coos. Score one for Stark!. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. You didn't wake me up? Clint manages around a yawn and presses into Tony's warm hands. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. Missions? Steve asks, smiling, and Clint and Nat both nod. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Um, he says. So when Stark Industries called her, desperate for a housekeeper, there was no way in heaven she was gonna refuse. Peter stood up. Morning.. "When have you ever driven? No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. 374 guests "We were in a fight and had to get away but were all hurt. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. God, shut up, Clint grits out and grabs the remote so he can turn up the sound and drown out Tony's babble. Tony Stark/ Iron Man. You felt someone grab your hand gently. This one counts.". Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. Vague snorts from the rest of the team. guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? She hasn't bothered with a glass. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Thor chuckles and the two of them fist-bump. It's a weird, stiff laugh. #natasharomanoff My homework was in the building " Matt explained. Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Scott questions and I smirk. Thor brings a keg a fucking wooden keg, ladies and gentlemen to the floor, and cracks open the lid. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Shut up, this is the last one. "What! Does that mean I have to take five swigs?. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. And because I'm Iron Man.. Clint wonders if Tony and Bruce slept together. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. Which was true, it was a terrible smell, especially for his enhanced nose, he could still smell the lingering alcohol on someone a day after they had drank anything. And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. You're no fun, Cap. Before Tony can open his mouth to reveal his secret, Natasha sighs. Please consider turning it on! ", Tony drank and everyone turned to look at Peter when he grinned and mumbled "Didn't get caught." She waved at them. To Peter's utter horror, Michelle agreed with a grin, and soon the other members were completely for it, saying "Yaaas!" Peter worries too much about his secrets, and Ned doesn't worry at all. 196 guests She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. You learn stuff about each other.. What? Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. Tony said. Anyway, I told everyone we could meet up at seven-ish, get some food, Tony says and waves his hand in a circle for Clint doesn't know, maybe emphasis. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Weak sauce, man. Clint laughs until his sides hurt. No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. He looks a little green around the edges, but mostly okay, so Clint nods at him. 's is the best bed ever., Finally Tony's face cracks into an amused, drunken smile. And the rest of you? Sam arched an eyebrow, surveying the perpetrators. Yeah, okay, no. Make me? Tony tries, and sounds hopeful. Awww, Tony says and sits down across the table from them, chugging down his murky green milkshake like he's getting paid for it. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). He's got his own floor, but it's just too fucking far right now, and he's feeling lazy. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. this one's for my catty's perpetual nhie rewatch girlies. I'm not great at relationships. Avengers: completed Devi's life is turned upside down after a night at a party. Seriously. Tony said. "I will get the bells. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. His name is Percy Jackson. You are not doing that when Clint is this drunk.. Okay, then. And it was nice being at MIT as a 15-year-old and constantly being reminded by my clothing that there was someone who cared about me! Tony defended. But nope, that's not Clint's deal at all he's been in enough dubious-at-best scenarios to never initiate sex with someone unless they're really really game for it so when he lands in Rogers' lap, he slides his arms around the guy's ridiculously fit torso and pulls him close. Yeah, no real surprise there, Clint sounded almost disappointed. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" I say putting my hands in the air defensive. No! He tries to catch the Tony's gaze. All of the adults take a shot. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. Clint arches an eyebrow, but drinks; just like Natasha does, obviously. Now, he finds himself inside Peter Parker's body, his heart thumping against . Dad questions and I flush. This story is complete. "I am fine, thanks. I believe it would be best if we stopped the game now as it seems to be somewhat awkward. Ned All I have now is the next two weeks of community service and all that. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Ever wondered what the Avengers or the characters of the Marvel Cinematic Universe would be as yanderes? "Bullsh*t!" "Explain, now. Tony knocks back his bottle and glares at his science-brother. "I'm here for a second, then I'm gone. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. They don't say good night. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. #iorndad They fell into bed and fell out of it again. "Way way way wait. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Everyone grabs a drink and the junior team in scolded because we are trying to get the alcoholicdrinks, not like it could affect me anyways. I'm training her." The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Should we proceed? I am. Then he looks contemplative. He speaks with exclamation marks a lot, and that only gets worse as he gets drunk, Clint knows. It had been quite deep and he had to remove the thing himself. "Are you sure there's nothing you'd like to say Petey?" Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. It's going to be a hell of a ride. Tony looks baffled, maybe? The game has not ended yet, has it?, Oh no, not by far! Tony says. For the first time, it strikes him that Tony's well within his right to kick him out. Clint slips under the covers still half waiting for the other shoe to drop, or any shoe to drop, really, but Tony just closes his tablet and tangles their legs. Never have I ever been stabbed in the back, Natasha says and takes a pull of her Stoli. Site code originally based on Storyline IO Designs 2002. Really no time in actual canon, but events through Ragnarok will be mentioned. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. Then: Wait so what about when you're not drunk anymore?. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Guys? Tony says. My name is Makayla Ross and this is my story. It's strangely optimistic, for her, and Clint wonders if the crazy genius has grown on her too. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. Also, English isn't my native language, so if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes, please comment! But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. It was obviously not a good idea to play 'never have I ever' with his slightly drunk AcaDec team, but Ned had insisted he should join, especially cause; you were recently stabbed, man, you can't even go out even if you wanted to!' What if they asked about being robbed? Tony's strangely generous in bed, actually. I mean, are there any questions off-limits, or, Yes, Natasha and Clint say just as Tony says Nope, none!, Tony glares at them. I like dames well enough, it's not that. Howard Gross takes his son to New York City when he is a child. The spider kid was sat crossed-legged on the floor in front of the armchair Tony was sitting on. I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Clint Barton/ Hawkeye Lindsay's bitching at her sister already and they're only in the preliminary round; she's going down. How will she react? Seriously Tony? We've got all the fun questions left! He swirls his mostly-empty bottle and makes a thinky-face. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. Don't tell me you expected me to last this long.. She has a huge crush on a boy named Peter and hopes he likes her back, shes gets bullied by Liz who keeps it suttle so she doesnt get yelled at. Clint never liked those, more one for sharp, searing taste than soft sweetness himself (and wow, isn't that a metaphor for his life). 332 guests I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. MJ, these are the guys." Its a honest to goodness benvi modern shakespeare au without the random plotting cousin. They went back into the elevator. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. Whaddya say?, Bruce hums in agreement. We are to speak untruth? Thor asks, frowning at this new turn of events. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. I read about him in your file; you two seemed close.. "Everyone has a hand, so five fingers, and after those, you have to take a shot for every time you have ever done the mentioned thing. How will she react? Good. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. Please stop talking, Natasha says into her coffee cup. The other just rolls his eyes. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" I healed up quickly. They fall into a brief silence, before Clint decides that fuck it, they're heading there anyway and there's no point in letting Stark have all the fun. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. The building came down and I couldn't leave because we were fighting while the building was burning and I got stabbed through the chest with a metal rod. Abe ringed the bell, but Flash just shrugged and mumbled; 'in elementary school.' Right, Tony says and drapes himself over Clint. Abe was laughing quite loudly at a joke Charles was telling. Team red, only being 16-17 had juice boxes. Abe ringed the bell. Alone. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. Ok, never have I ever dined and dashed, Peter decided to start out with a relatively tame non-confession. Flash Aye! Thor booms anyway. We gotta have that rule. Tony's face is still flushed, his chest pink with exertion against the Tesseract-blue of his arc reactor. "Okay, we're pausing, Peter, what in the actual fuck?" "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Yeah, that'd do the trick.. Clint snorts into the good Captain's neck. Tony, Rhodey, Steve, Bucky, Clint, Natasha, and Peter all drank. 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Bruce grabs one of the packets of Cheetos and looks around with that same calm, quietly interested-but-also-exasperated air he usually wears around Tony and his antics. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" And nobody wants that shit. He's also not going to reflect on where Tony has learned about shipping. "REALLY" Clint yelled. Good night, everyone.. But why the hell're you in my room, man? Now that the adrenaline's not as potent, his mind starts to alcohol-muddle again. Clint, are you in fact five? Tony says, but he looks impressed. Michelle was even prepared to get the bells from her own room. she said, voicing the thoughts of her fellow teammates, who looked at Peter with horror. They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. All I asked was that you're honest with me whether it's about us being in a relationship or fuckbuddies or something completely different. "Never have I ever missed a Decathlon practice.". MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. I thought we'd made up.. To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Otherwise, all bets are off. He rolls his bottle slowly between his fingers. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Clint usually figures it's total bullshit, but in moments like these, he can't help but see Tony as a kid who just wants someone to pat him on the head and say you did good. He leaned against the chair, not bothered by the fact Tony was running a hand through his hair, messing it up. And the best. left kudos on this work. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Paxton Hall- Youshia wasn't used to being confused by girls. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. #tomhollandspeterparker. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. He couldn't deny this one, and now had four fingers. Wanda and Vision had left to their apartment, the other honorary members being in their own homes (or, in T'Challa and Shuri's case, country). People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Ben goes to a Clippers game with both Howard and Devi. It's a little cute and a lot sad, and Clint sighs when he realizes that he's going to accept Tony's invitation. Pete, that means youre up! Paxton dealing with the break-up in season 3. Edward had many regrets in life, ones that he probably would never get to remediate forbecause death made a sudden but wild appearance in his life, or so he thought, at least. One beat. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. Eaten a cheeseburger really? Tony snarks. Where did you get this tattoo!?" As expected, Natasha, Clint, Steve, Bucky, Sam and Tony drank, but yet again Peter surprised them all by downing his glass. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. He can't have been sleeping more than a few minutes, because he doesn't feel rested at all. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Clint can't help but laugh. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. It's after one of Clint's undercover missions, three days of playing nice and hiding in plain sight before he could get where he needed and take out the people he should. Requests open again! Tony?. This is going to be so awesome, you guys, he babbles, and don't worry because I totally wasn't going for shawarma this time, I mean I really like it, and I know Thor and Steve do, but Barton, you've got that thing that you get because of Agent and I get it, so we'll just get some pizza or something wait, how do you feel about Greek? I saw it on F.R.I.E.N.D's and wanted to know what it was like!" Cindy was laughing too, laying on the floor, her head in her hands and elbows underneath, so she could still see everyone. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. Huh. But the two of them don't bother replying, too busy ripping each other apart. Oh, sh- Tony! Immediately he releases the genius, who groans in pain and rolls his shoulder. He was technically not lying, right? Although I, you know. And the minute flinch and tightening of Steve's frame answers the question well enough, doesn't it? We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Clint buries the urge to giggle, because whose idea was this, anyway? Ben's first time hanging out with Paxton and Trent after 3x6. 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. I'd like there to be not running, please. He's not sure if it's a warning sign or a sign of affection, but he flops onto his stomach anyway so he faces the circle. It's warm, a couple of degrees warmer than Tony's body temperature, and Clint reaches out now to splay his hand over it. Aunt May yells but I can tell it's a joke along with everyone else. So you're not running away? Clint hears himself say after, when he thinks he's about to take a nap. Bad luck more than anything. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. A strong, almost sickly sweet wooden aroma fills the air, and Thor takes a deep whiff before sighing with contentment. It doesn't even bother him much, now that he's back home and out of Medical. Okay? I dunno, man. But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. "I'm Peter's fianc." Mmm, neat. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. When he does, he brushes the warm body next to him, which oooh, really warm. Wait, what? Tony says, whipping his head around to pin Clint down with his eager stare. Does that mean you're single, Barton?. Sally, Seymour and MJ exclaimed; Peter shrugged again, weary of this interrogation. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. "How?" #watty2019. Wade explained. He won't be bothered by it. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Actually fist-bump. I don't know, I've hung out with Nat too much.". Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Well, there you go. Tony's fingers trace a scar on Clint's lower back; stray bullet, Prague. Write by: . Wait. Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." See, that's not playing fair, Barton. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. And they were all wrong. Six minutes. i should continue that, and because i have writer's block and felt a moment of motivation, Paxton Hall-Yoshida/Ben Gross/Devi Vishwakumar, my benvi bias made itself known in the writing of this, but my love for every dynamic in the love triangle also made itself known, (if you consider canon proceeded as usual from 3.04 when reading this), never have i everplayed never have i ever. So we going for it, then? Clint asks, feeling way too hopeful. Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. I broke like 4 ribs, my ankle, my hand and my foot. Yes, Barton, I know you love me. But her voice is warm. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. Anyways, guys, MJ. "You doing that face is only proving the fact you're a child even more," Tony rolled his eyes, smirking, and helped Natasha carry the rest of the drinks to the coffee table, which the rest of the team was sitting around (those who were still there, that is). Nat, Sam, Clint, and Peter took a shot.
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